I now only have 9.8 fingers.

one moment I was grading cheese and the next moment I was grading my finger.
and the tip of my thumb became part of the graded cheese.
and blood was gushing.
and my thumb had a crater in it.
I passed out.
It was really gross.
But I was mostly concerned about my thumb being ugly for prom and if the EMT guy had pink medical tape instead of just white.
so yah.
of course that would happen to me.

xoxo
bailey